Shakespeare, the Elvis of literature.
It’s my favorite thing when Timothy Dalton randomly shows up in things I love.
—Margaret Atwood, The Blind Assassin (via jaimelannister)
Managed to hit my word goal for the day.
two people just wandered into the lounge dressed in bert & ernie costumes from sesame street and one said “where next, bert?” and the other one said angrily, “i’m ernie. you’re bert” and i think i just came up with the worst actual rosencrantz & guildenstern are dead au